Erie Canal Theatre – Switchboard Infinity

The most fun undiscovered audio comedy. “Switchboard Infinity” is a sci-fi serial following Malcom and Thalia through the solar system as they battle the evil corporation Wizbit. Made within orbit of Detroit’s Planet Ant Theatre improv community, with incredible sound design and original music. First aired as part of the show “Dance With Me, Stanley” on WFMU.

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How Detroit Transit Fails

A year ago, while bitterly complaining to someone working for a local transit provider about Detroit’s ineffective services, he asked me to write it all down. So here it is, presented as a blog post. This post isn’t satire, it’s not about Zelda and the Unibrows, and, frankly, it’s pretty dry. A few things have changed in the year since I wrote this commentary, and I’ve added those at the end. Enjoy, transit nerds!

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Kościuszko Fountain


Between Downtown Detroit and Corktown is an anti-pedestrian zone framed by the MGM Casino and some not-very-well-designed “green space”, all overwhelmed by giant roads. Revolutionary War General Thadeus Kosciuszko greets visitors to one wedge of this ephemeral land, once a row of shops in Corktown’s “skid row”, later destroyed by the 1960s construction of The Lodge expressway.

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Backseat Detroit Tours

From 2013-2020 I provided tours of Detroit to over one thousand people. By acting as a step-on guide for clients, I was about to avoid the complications of my visual impairment by giving a “Backseat Driver” tour. I appeared on TV and in local media, achieved TripAdvisor’s Certificate of Excellence annually, and spoke to grad students at the University of Alabama School of Law. I look forward to relaunching this business one day.

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Open Spark Project

This 2012 collaboration with the Tesla Orchestra’s “Open Spark Project” is a presentation of original Zelda and the Unibrows music as performed with bolts of electricity on musical Tesla coils. Paul Szewczyk composed the music – a tribute to Detroit’s elevated rail system, The People Mover – Lisa Raschiatore performed clarinet overdubs, and I arranged and engineered. We also produced this video out of the footage.

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Zelda and the Unibrows – Unreason

For the third album, Zelda and the Unibrows introduce a host of new collaborators and eschew mid-2000s Detroit hipsterdom in an hilarious send-up about “City Kids” that will have you splitting your sides with nostalgia and smug judgement! Don’t miss: “Couch” is mesmerizing! “Adaptive Reuse” is a charming fixer-upper! And “Secret Penis” mystifies critics and scientists alike.

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