A six-episode experiment with the new-fangled “pod-cast” format. Includes all kinds of goodness unavailable elsewhere including a great ambient piece called “Stretchy Penis,” an hour-long takeover of WPHS, and guest appearances from collaborators.
Read MoreThe third full length I recorded for Chinese Happy.
Read MoreAn EP I recorded for Andy Baillargeon, hot on the heels of finishing the “Knowing What Birds Know” full-length. This album seems to be unavailable.
Read MoreThe first of two releases I recorded for my friend Andrew J. Baillargeon. I play a few very minimal accordion parts on a few tracks, and Samuel Seed engineered a few, too.
Read MoreThe Mangler devours future criminals as babies, preventing their lives of crime. Join this heroic figure and his Uncle, Dr. Horatio, on a twisted journey of craven insanity. This one-season serial produced by Waiting For Lunch Radio Theatre reveals some of the foundation under Erie Canal Theatre’s formation a decade later.
Read MoreThis is the second of four albums I recorded for high school friends Chinese Happy with co-engineer Jason Sterle. We set up our gear on a card table, mixed with home stereo speakers and backed up to an iPod, because they could be used as hard drives. Early Aughties suburban punk.
Read More“Greens,” the second Zelda and the Unibrows album, stands as two one-act plays: “Happy Tape,” a charming suite of original music scored to the voices found on a thrift-store cassette circa 1978, and “The Inconceivable Excursions of Captain Spacerocket In The 24th Century,” a rather noisy space opera of sorts.
Read MoreNeves-eatnouT is the 2001 debut album by Zelda and the Unibrows. This “trendy teenage basement opera” made its way through college radio in the U.S. and on CBC-2 in Canada, and inspired many introverted art videos.
Read MoreI co-founded this improv comedy troupe straight out of high school, along with Lou Houchin, Jesse Callis, Clifton Highfield and Chuck Charbeneau. We performed hundreds of shows, then went out with a bang.
Read MoreThis was a comedy compilation featuring Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz, Christopher Holt, Zelda and the Unibrows, Tony Mason (aka None Of The Above), Tom Rockwell, The Portuguese Rodeo Clown Company, and other people I knew in the 1990s.
Read MoreFans from the newsgroup alt.music.weird-al mailed cassette tapes to my mom’s P.O. box when I was 15 so I could compile this: the first-ever “Weird Al” Yankovic tribute album. Long unavailable, it’s back on this site for free as of June 27, 2020.
Read MoreIn high school I self-published a zine. Some of it parodied my high school newspaper, all of it was silly. Weird Al, opera, comics, short stories and poetry.
Photocopiers, word processors, paper, scissors, ink-jet printers, desktop publishing, saddle-staplers, cutting boards, photo prints, rubber cement and a post office box. $1 or trade. 1990s zinemaking.